I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Randomize
