I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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