So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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