That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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