did you get engaged???
I cannot find my penis.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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