So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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