Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
