used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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