I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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