I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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