were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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