turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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