So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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