How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels