im six kinds of drunk right now
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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