check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
