Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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