we have officially lost it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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