Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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