i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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