The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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