Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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