He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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