You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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