Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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