My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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