I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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