the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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