so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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