Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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