It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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