Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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