I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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