Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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