every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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