What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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