Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what happened last night??

(518): View more from New York

everyone saw ******'s vagina

(518): View more from New York

and that's just the beginning

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(540): View more from Virginia

Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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(330): View more from Ohio

its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays

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(207): View more from Maine

I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."

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