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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him

(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just another sign I need to get out of this town

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(530): View more from California

Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.

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(516): View more from New York

The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any

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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am

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(239): View more from Florida

I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win

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