She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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