dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?