So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You made out with two different species that night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing