...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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