at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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