chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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