Whod you bang
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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