did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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