i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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