i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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