eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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