so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
