All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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