Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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