Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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