I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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