She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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