Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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