shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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