i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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