I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
it's great music for shaving your balls
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
