i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
