My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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